Be prepared to toast on St. Patrick’s Day!
For all those who were wondering what to say on March 17th, when they raise their glasses, here are a few phrases to remember:
May God bring good health to your enemies enemies.
May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.
May you be in heaven one half hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
As you slide down the banisters of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
There are many good reasons for drinking, One has just entered my head,
If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, How the hell can he drink when he’s dead?
May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future. May you get all your wishes but one, So you always have something to strive for.
Here’s to you, here’s to me, the best of friends we’ll always be.
But if we ever disagree, forget you, here’s to ME!!
Here’s to your coffin…
May it be built of 100 year old oaks which I will plant tomorrow.
Here’s to you as good as you are, Here’s to me as bad as I am,
As good as you are, And as bad as I am, I’m as good as you are, As bad as I am.
May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face. Health, and long life to you, Land without rent to you, The partner of your heart to you and when you die, may your bones rest in Ireland!
May your blessings outnumber The shamrocks that grow, And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go.
May your neighbors respect you, Troubles neglect you, The angels protect you, And Heaven accept you.
An old Irish recipe for longevity: Leave the table hungry. Leave the bed sleepy. Leave the bar thirsty.
I’ve drunk to your health in the pubs, I’ve drunk to your health in my home, I’ve drunk to your health so many times,That I’ve almost ruined my own.
May you never forget what is worth remembering, Or remember what is best forgotten.
May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been, The insight to know where you are, and the foresight to know when you’ve gone too far.
May you have warm words on a cold evening, A full moon on a dark night, And the road downhill all the way to your door.
May you never make an enemy when you could make a friend, Unless you meet a fox among your chickens.
May your fire be as warm as the weather is cold.